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Built for hospitality. Nothing else.

Get your evenings back. Social media that actually fills tables.

Five minutes a day: you take a photo, the caption is ready, you tap yes, and it goes out on Instagram, Facebook and Google Maps.

30 seconds, no login. We find your Google profile and write the reply to a real review.

  • Data stored in EU
  • No commitment
  • No spam, never resold

Try it with your own place

See what we would have replied to your guests yesterday.

Type the name of your place. We find your Google profile, pick the review that needs a reply most, and write the reply while you watch. Thirty seconds, no sign-in.

We only read what is already public on Google. Nothing is sent to the guest, and we store nothing about the place.

The reply shows up here.

Real place, real guest, real text. Not an example we made up.

What the silence costs

You run a venue. You don't run a content agency.

And yet you or your manager are grinding out Instagram posts on Thursday evening. Or you've stopped altogether, and your Google profile sits there with reviews nobody has answered.

The question isn't whether you should post more.

  • How much does it cost you to let social media lie dead for another 12 months?
  • How many guests go to the place next door because their feed looks alive and yours looks empty?
  • What have you paid an agency that gave you stock photos and generic 'Welcome to the weekend!' posts?

45% of diners have tried a restaurant for the first time because of a post the restaurant itself put out. 21% say a post can also put them off. A quiet feed leaves you out of both.

93%
read online reviews before choosing where to go
58%
follow at least one restaurant on social media
94%
have avoided a business because of bad reviews

Sources: BrightLocal Local Consumer Review Survey · Toast (2024) · ReviewTrackers · MGH Advertising (2019), 1,069 US diners, margin of error 3%

Google itself says the number of reviews and your average score affect how high you rank in local search. How much weight it carries they don't say, but the direction isn't disputed.

A guest googles you before deciding. You can't control the algorithm, but you can control what she finds.

Work out what it costs you →

What being seen costs you today

12,000 kr

a month. That is what a Norwegian agency charges to post and reply for you.

Agency that posts and replies8,000 to 12,000 kr
SOMESimplify Pro3,490 kr

Up to 8,510 kr back in your pocket. Every month.

And the photos are yours, not the agency's stock images.

No agency, just your evenings?

7 h
0 h20 h

364 hours

a year. Of your time.

At €40 an hour that is €14,560 a year. The rate is our assumption, the hours are yours.

Agency price: Elevera, social media price guide 2026. General Norwegian SMB rates for content and replies, not hospitality-specific. The figure at the top is the top of the range.

How it works

Three steps. Five minutes. Done.

  1. 1. Upload

    A photo or video from your phone. Of the food, the drink, the chef, the atmosphere, anything.

  2. 2. Tap yes

    The caption is ready in your voice, with a booking link and hashtags. Good enough? Yes, post it. Or ask for a new angle.

  3. 3. Published

    Your content queues up and goes out to Instagram, Facebook and Google Maps on its own. You can get a weekly SMS report every Friday.

Never AI-generated photos. Never content that isn't yours.

Ask your AI

Your place, run from Claude or ChatGPT.

Already using an AI assistant? Connect it and ask where you are: what's waiting, who hasn't had a reply, draft something for tonight. You say yes, it goes out. Nothing goes out without you.

Works with Claude, ChatGPT, Cursor, Codex and VS Code. Part of the Pro plan, and the trial has it too. Turn it on under Settings → Connect AI, and access can be revoked at any time.

Everything about the AI connection

Guests get replies

Even the angry ones. Even at eleven at night.

Reviews, comments and messages land in one place. The reply is ready, in your tone. You read it and tap send.

Google, Instagram and Facebook. Nothing is sent without you.

A feed that's alive

This is what your place looks like when it actually shows up.

You send the photos. The rest becomes a feed as alive as your venue really is, without you touching a template or an agency.

Real photos. Captions in your voice. Published while you run the place.

T@the.eatery248 posts · 5,412 followers
Example of food content published for a venue (1/9)
Example of food content published for a venue (2/9)
Example of food content published for a venue (3/9)
Example of food content published for a venue (4/9)
Example of food content published for a venue (5/9)
Example of food content published for a venue (6/9)
Example of food content published for a venue (7/9)
Example of food content published for a venue (8/9)
Example of food content published for a venue (9/9)

Everything included

One tool. Your whole venue.

You do one thing: upload photos and swipe to approve. The rest runs on its own.

The content

  • Captions in your voice

    Sounds like your venue, not a robot. Never AI-generated photos.

  • One upload, every channel

    You approve once. It goes out on Instagram, Facebook and Google Business Profile.

  • Bulk upload

    Up to 30 photos at a time. Each one gets its own caption and its own slot in the calendar.

Your guests

  • Reply to everything

    Reviews, comments and messages in one place. The reply is drafted for you, you edit and publish.

  • Your guest's languagePro

    They ask in German, they get German back. Whatever language your guest writes in.

  • Digital menuPro

    Your menu online with photos and its own address. Change a price and it updates.

  • QR for reviewsNew

    A card on the counter or the table. Guests scan and land straight in your Google review.

The rhythm

  • Recurring eventsNew

    Thursday quiz, Sunday roast. Set it up once and the draft is ready every time.

  • Seasonal reminders

    Christmas parties, confirmations, long weekends. You get a heads-up before it hits, with the caption ready for the occasion.

  • Planner and Fill the week

    The whole month in one view. Fill the week spreads your approved drafts across free days, at times that suit the content.

Your venue

  • The searches that found youComing

    The most common searches that showed your Google profile last month. So you know what guests are actually looking for, not what you assume they are.

  • Story highlightsNew

    Ready-made covers for the highlight circles on your profile.

  • Private hirePro

    People search Google for a private room, they don't stumble on it in a feed. A party of twelve is a planned purchase, not an impulse visit.

  • Weekly report and Panic Button

    Your week's numbers by SMS every Friday at 9, plus one button that pauses all publishing.

Never AI-generated photos. Never content that isn't yours.

Social media for venues must be authentic, or trust evaporates.

We only use material you send us. Your photos and videos stay yours, even if you leave.

  • GDPR compliant. Data stored in the EU, AI processing in the US under EU standard contractual clauses.
  • No commitment. You cancel yourself in the billing portal whenever you want.

Built for

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From the founder
I built SOMESimplify because I saw too many great venues with a dead feed. Not because they're lazy, because they have a business to run. You send the photos. I've built the rest.
ErikFounder, SOMESimplify

We haven't launched yet. The first venues are coming on now, so there are no customer logos here yet, just a promise we intend to keep.

Three plans

Pricing that fits your venue.

Start

1 location, basics

249€/mo

About €8 a day

  • All the content you need

    Photos with captions in your voice. They go out to Instagram, Facebook and Google Maps.

  • Your link in every post

    Menu, table booking, directions. Or your job ad, because the people following you are also the people looking for work.

  • QR codes for the counter

    Guests scan and land straight in your Google review.

  • Weekly report and Panic Button

    Your week in numbers by SMS every Friday. Plus one button that pauses all publishing.

See all features ↑

Pilot price €125/mo first 3 months

Recommended

Pro

All features. One venue.

349€/mo

About €12 a day

  • Everything in Start

    Everything from the Start plan, for one venue.

  • Your own AI assistant

    Connect Claude or ChatGPT to your venue. Ask what to post, and let it add drafts you approve here.

  • Google Maps insights

    Views, calls and direction requests. See where guests find you.

  • Replies already written

    Reviews, comments and messages with the reply drafted. You edit and publish.

  • Daily content coach

    Hints based on weather, day, season and how long since you last posted.

See all features ↑

Pilot price €175/mo first 3 months

Chain

Control, brand, continuity.

299€/location

About €10 a day, per location

  • Everything in Pro at every venue

    Each venue is set up as its own account with full Pro functionality.

  • Full role managementComing

    Admin, local manager, staff, precise control of who does what.

  • Chain dashboardComing

    All venues, all numbers, one screen.

  • Ads that sellComing

    Boost the best posts automatically on Facebook and Instagram.

  • Dedicated contact person

    Priority support, the same contact through your whole onboarding.

See all features ↑

Minimum 3 locations. Pilot discount negotiated individually.

Contact us

A Norwegian agency charges 8,000 to 12,000 kr a month to post and reply. Pro is €349.

Based on published Norwegian agency price guides (Elevera, 2026).

All prices excl. VAT. No commitment. If we don't deliver as promised in the first 14 days, you get your money back.

Every plan works with Claude and ChatGPT.

Not sure what you'd save? Work it out →

Early access

Launching soon. Secure your spot.

Be one of the first to test. We'll get in touch when the pilot launches. Early venues get pilot pricing, half price for the first 3 months.

  • Data stored in EU
  • No commitment
  • No spam, never resold

Questions you have

We answer honestly.

Yes. We use a direct, confident tone, no 'Be your best self' phrases, no emoji spam. You approve every post before it goes out, so you control the tone.